Saturday, 12 November 2011

A Breakout Performance

I sat there on the couch watching our new fan turn back and forth. We had installed one of these new fans that has no blades. I was amazed at how quiet and cool it was, before it dawned on me that without blades, the only logical explanation for its amazing cooling was devil magic. As a devout upholder of justice, I decided to get rid of it. But it was just so cool and refreshing. And I needed something to chill out with, because I was boggled over whether or not I should confront Roxxy over her debt consolidation loans that I saw on her phone. Would it be rude? Would it be helpful? Mid thought, she walked into the room from work. She threw an envelope at me, filled to the brim, bursting at the seams with 100 dollar notes.

"There's your pay for the week."

Saturday, 5 November 2011

A Recipe for Mayhem

I stepped down each flight of stairs in anticipation. I was always the curious type, and this was certainly one of those things I just had to find out. The moment I stepped out of the door, the car sped away, leaving a screech and a small smokes storm behind it. A note fluttered in the air, landing in my hands.

Thursday, 27 October 2011

A New Foe

I've never been quite so angry. My car crashed the other day, rendering me with a hefty repair bill. To make things worse, my insurance wouldn't cover it, because apparently it costs too much to pull that damn kids tricycle out of the wheel. But what really makes me angry is what I found out about my situation with Jo C.

Friday, 21 October 2011

A New Friend

Job hunting is hard. Really hard. Waking up at 6:00 in the morning to print off resume's and heading off to find a job is hardly fun. But sometimes it pays off to be diligent and not live off welfare. Sometimes, we find in times of trouble, that we get that break we're looking for. And that break just happened to become my best friend.

Sunday, 2 October 2011

An Adventure in Foam

Sorry for the lack of updates and my sudden disappearance over the past few weeks, I've been busy packing and moving.  You may wonder why I left my cozy home, and like all good stories, this one begins with a girl.

Friday, 9 September 2011

An Explosive Workout

You guys won't believe what just happened the other night. Even I'm having trouble taking it all in because it just sounds so surreal. Well I gave that special girl (who we'll now call Becky, just for easier reference without giving away her real name) a lift home and she even promised not to tell anyone, which can only confirm that there might be something special going on her side of the relationship.

Sunday, 4 September 2011

Friday, 26 August 2011

Found a new band!

T'was a late night of reflection and aimlessly surfing Youtube for some funny videos when I stumbled across For A Minor Reflection. It really reminds me of Explosions in the Sky, which happens to be one of my favourite Post Rock bands to date. Recently my musical tastes have drifted into the world of electronic music, from electro house, to IDM, and the peaceful sounds of AMR seem to whisk me back into my easy listening days.

Check them out!

What do you think? Any other names you can throw at me? I don't even care if it's of a particular genre, if it's good, it's good.

Wednesday, 24 August 2011

Looking for that special someone.

So what do you do when you find that special someone who seems to be impossibly cute and perfect to you? It seems like everything in my brain has just jumped out the window, which is probably the only reason I turn to the internet for advice. Because yeah, the internet is certainly a good place to find life advice right?

Sunday, 21 August 2011

A Change Of Heart

As I usually find myself awake at strange hours of the day, I seem to be in a very reflective mood at night, listening to peaceful, ambient songs and staring into stars, like a poet, except with an income. Instead of funny things, maybe I might find some time in my life to speak my mind, to let go of the thoughts circling my head.

Friday, 19 August 2011


My first blog post! Gonna just drop some funny stuff from wherever I may find it, whether from my own mind or from the darkest of alleys around the internet.